The Semi-Literate False Christian Who Claims to Love Our Fine Country — a Model

By Christine Faltz Grassman

Hey, Ralphie-boy. I’m going to use your “comment” to illustrate my point for everyone, then it’s bye-bye. I hate to give your loser lot attention, but since I’m a teacher, I have a soft spot for the semi-literate.
Start of “Christian” comment:
TYPICAL HATE AND WHINING FROM THE LIBTARD LEFT!!!!

AMERICA NEEDS A SARAH PALIN!!!!

FAITHFUL!!!!

BELIEVING!!!!!

RAPTURE-READY!!!!!!

ON-FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW EXCITING THAT AFTER THE COMING RAPTURE, SO MANY WILL REACH ALASKA TO ESCAPE THE CRUEL REIGN OF PIAPS!!!!

A FUTURE INSTALLATION OF THE MORNING AFTER WILL DESCRIBE THE ADVENTURES OF NEWLY-SAVED BILL O’REILLY AND SEAN HANNITY IN THAT VAST LAND AS THEY WITNESS TO THE ESKIMOS WHO WERE LED ASTRAY TO WORSHIP PAINTINGS BY THE SOVIET ORTHODOX CHURCH!!!!!End of brainwashed “Christian” comment)

(Wow! Those exclamation points. He was probably so excited writing, that was his *second* coming! Ooooh, onanism, you bad, bad boy).

Note, everyone, the inability to use real words, because of a substandard vocabulary, libtard. Ooooh, clever. But, rather than read the dictionary, try the New Testament. Maybe you’ll actually learn something about Christ and Christianity, instead of thumping your Bible but not reading it. There are dumbed-down versions in case you have trouble with the big words, like love, neighbor — that’s nay-bor, in case you were wondering. Sarah’s not on fire yet, but when Judgment Day comes, she’ll be a-smokin’. Then she can shine on.

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